try to avoid time-bending bullets by parrying them in EAT BULLETS NOW, don't let the timer go to 0 or else a big laser is going to destroy our reinassance eater Goatillo (and the entire city)

Goatillo really wanted to be remebered from everyone, so one day, as soon as he woke up, he said to himself:

man I should really eat the mona lisa

so he headed towards the museum, stared at the painting for a good 30 minutes, and ate a piece of it

A/D: move left/right

spacebar: flap in air

E: parry/eat

beside the jokes, this game is incredibly rushed, bugged and horribly coded